ON Screen Graphic: NBC Logo
Announcer (V.O.): Coming this fall to NBC.
Tracking shot over a rolling wheat field and through a typical small, rural town.
Announcer (V.O.): We’ve scoured the country for those who need help, for those who need a change, for those who need hope. For the fattest of the fat.
Cut to aerial shot: Group of obese people in a green field with their hands up cheering.
Announer (V.O.): And, we’re going to yell at them. NBC is proud to introduce our newest inspirational series: Yelling At Fat People.
On screen graphic: Yelling at Fat People. Music cue: Nickleback “If Today Was Your Last Day”
Cut to: Various fat people, one by one, in sweat bands, bright shirts, and shorts standing and facing camera being yelled at by a trainer.
Trainer: You disgusting monster! You repulsive beast! You barely human, food-court eating, mouth-breathing, embarrassment to your country!
Fat Person #1: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Trainer: You make me want to puke. You make me want to put my finger down my throat and vomit my insides. You scare little children.
Fat Person #2: You are so amazing for doing this.
Trainer: Just stand there! Because you’re too fat to do anything else. Too fat to run, too fat to walk, too fat to live. You should not be allowed to exist.
Fat Person #3: More! More! Please give me more.
Graphic on screen: Yelling At Fat People.
Cut to: Fat Person to camera.
Fat Person #1: If I kept living the way I was living, I was gonna die.
Cut to shot of Fat Person in their house eating with their family.
Fat Person #1: And I knew diet and exercise wouldn’t work for me. I needed to be humiliated. Publicly. Over and over again.
As Fat Person #1 talks we see them being yelled at.
Announcer (V.O.): Each week these fat people won’t be forced to lose the mass, they’ll be forced to face the masses.
Trainer: And by calling or texting, you out there will be able to yell at fat people too.
Cut to: Fat person staring out at camera.
Phone-in Voice (V.O.): Hi, this is Carolyn from Minnetonka and I just wanted to say you are a fat, pathetic, abomination. Your fat face is scaring my dog.
During the phone call an on-screen ticker appears with messages scrolling across reading “Ewww…this Fats0 gives me nightmares,” ”OMG…what a pig. Gross!”, “I h8 this fat a$$”.
Cut to: Fat Person #2 to camera.
Fat Person #2: I didn’t think I could ever change. Then I was yelled at. And yelled at. And yelled at again. By strangers. By people in perfect shape. By people disgusted by my very being.
The inspirational music swells as Fat Person #2 keels over crying in slow motion. A trainer yells at him.
Fat person #2: Now I’m ashamed not to change. Now I’m ashamed of who I am.
Announcer (V.O.): This fall, fat people from all over this country come together to transform their lives. To embark on an amazing journey. To be embarrassed. To be yelled at.
Trainer: This show’s not about losing weight. It’s about losing self esteem.
Announcer (V.O.): Yelling At Fat People. Coming this fall to NBC.
Blackout.
