There’s a lot going on in the world. And I just want to make jokes. Does that just make me a joker? So be it.
Rush Limbaugh made fun of First Lady Michelle Obama for being fat. Talk about the racist crackpot calling the kettle black.
Indie rock band Arcade Fire won the Grammy for Album of the Year. And somewhere an independent arcade burned.
Democrats fled Wisconsin. Are we really being chased out of Wisconsin? Has it got that bad? I thought they were cold, welcoming people. And now they don’t even want us in town.
Moammhar “Gooding” Gadhafi. Libya Majora. 3-6 Gadhafi-a. Three best trivia team names of the week.
Did you know that Justin Bieber cut his hair?
Well, did you?
That’s weird.
Democrats’ is running like Roethlisberger. With no where to throw it.
An army Psi-Ops unit was told to target VIPs, like Senators and Shit, to get them to support sending more troops to Afghanistan. Are you serious? This falls in such a shade of grey of superawesome and sweet, it’s hard to determine. These people could take over the world! You wouldn’t watch the trailer for that.
There’s this article in the New Yorker by this old guy about asteroids hitting the planet and annihilating us. That’s not very nice. To write that. Not a nice way to go.
Democrats drop back, under pressure, heave it. And it falls incomplete. Pittsburgh loses. But, you think they’d ever go after those steelworkers unions in Pittsburgh. Never.
Teen Mom Amber has nude pics. Who would’ve thought it would’ve been Teen Mom Amber that went all crazy. Teen Mom Amber seemed to have such a huge head on her shoulders. And now to go down this path. I expected great things from Teen Mom Amber. I thought for sure it’d be Farrah.
How good is Fred Armisen’s Gadafhi going to be? Damn, that would’ve been a better team name.
The parents of a seven-year sold Serbian boy, Bogden, have claimed that their son is magnetic. Oh so what, that’s what my mom said about me too. And I didn’t have to hold a spoon up with my sternum to prove it.
Finally, Tuesday was National Margarita Day. If you didn’t celebrate you still have time. Enjoy.
